Tuesday, March 01, 2005

render unto Caesar

Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you that you are not a real adult until the government recognizes your presence.

And the most formal way for the government to recognize your presence, comes in the shape of a 1040EZ form.

I also submit to you that the title: "1040EZ" is an inside joke amongst the IRAers.

Yessireebob. I can just see them at their hand-carved mahogany desks chuckling everytime they receive a 1040EZ...

-Hehehe, hey Richard! It's another one! The suckers sent in another one!

-::chortling:: Yeah Lawrence, they read the title and think it's so ::supressed chuckle:: EASY! HAHAHAHA!

-Right. All ::snigger:: one thousand and forty questions!

::both burst into uncontrollable laughter::

Uhm, happy taxes...